Messages from Management

[AlliSeeisBrown]

I love when management posts these things in the bathroom and reading what 2 cents the salty drivers have to add to it.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

MOST important don't miss any packages....

WTF?

 

[Box Ox]

whoever came up with the suggestion to use your scanning light to scare off a dog. If I’m getting jumped by an angry dog I’m sure as not trying to target its eyes with the stupid scanning light. I’m beating that er in the teeth with the board.

 

[tacken]

Run Forest Run.......

 

[MyTripisCut]

whoever came up with the suggestion to use your scanning light to scare off a dog. If I’m getting jumped by an angry dog I’m sure as not trying to target its eyes with the stupid scanning light. I’m beating that er in the teeth with the board.

I use the red scanning light when the dog is sitting in the window and barking and knocking down all the hanging things of his owners while I’m filling out my info notice. Barring his teeth at me, trying to figure out a way to eat my nutsack. I scan his retinas a few times, maybe he’ll go blind before he gets lose to bite me?

 

[allahuakbar]

Just beat the dog to death with the Diad

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I use the red scanning light when the dog is sitting in the window and barking and knocking down all the hanging things of his owners while I’m filling out my info notice. Barring his teeth at me, trying to figure out a way to eat my nutsack. I scan his retinas a few times, maybe he’ll go blind before he gets lose to bite me?

The shine off your bald head may do the trick too

 

[Wally]

Dogs that bite just go for it, you never see it coming. All this management dog info is total BS.

 

[Wally]

The shine off your bald head may do the trick too

Can you say bald anymore?

 

[Wally]

"Follicular Deficiency"

 

[Indecisi0n]

Smear feces on it.

 

[Operational needs]

I use the red scanning light when the dog is sitting in the window and barking and knocking down all the hanging things of his owners while I’m filling out my info notice. Barring his teeth at me, trying to figure out a way to eat my nutsack. I scan his retinas a few times, maybe he’ll go blind before he gets lose to bite me?

I love to see them go ballistic tearing up everything in the window. Always funny.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

Ain't ing with no dogs! Bag that up at the mailbox! If the customer complains- they can come get their or get there ing dog out of the yard!

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

I love to see them go ballistic tearing up everything in the window. Always funny.

It's sad! Some dogs need a ass whooping!

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

Dogs that bite just go for it, you never see it coming. All this management dog info is total BS.

Some of them is because the UPS driver shouldn't be ing with them to begin with!

 

[BSWALKS]

I love to see them go ballistic tearing up everything in the window. Always funny.

Can't imagine how scratched up, nasty and beat up the window trim, walls and furniture is from those filthy beasts going nuts.

Gross.

 

[eats packages]

MOST important don't miss any packages....

WTF?

It's a joke and a rip on management
Like "Hey buddy hows it goi.. NO LATE AIR"

 

[Operational needs]

Can't imagine how scratched up, nasty and beat up the window trim, walls and furniture is from those filthy beasts going nuts.

Gross.

Blinds and curtains pulled down. Lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It's a joke and a rip on management
Like "Hey buddy hows it goi.. NO LATE AIR"

Nothing suprises me anymore

 

[BSWALKS]

Blinds and curtains pulled down. Lol.

I feel somewhat bad for the dogs.

Why wouldn't the owner crate them ??