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Box Ox

Well-Known Member
Dogs that bite just go for it, you never see it coming. All this management dog info is total BS.

That’s that real world experience that makes all the difference. You only see the teeth in the bad cases. Have had to have a DIAD sent in for screen repairs (tooth indentions) after smashing an attacking dog in the face until the stupid owner found a way to get it away. Scared the :censored2: out of me.
 
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AlliSeeisBrown

Well-Known Member
Anytime management posts this stuff, drivers write all over it. Last week we had a BMI chart above the urinal and someone wrote *add 30lbs if feeder driver.
 

burrheadd

KING Of GIFS
Anytime management posts this stuff, drivers write all over it. Last week we had a BMI chart above the urinal and someone wrote *add 30lbs if feeder driver.

Somebody would always write
Jack Mehoff

On every bid sheet that was ever posted
They threatened to fire whoever was doing it

Never got caught
 

Maple Grove MN Driver

Cocaine Mang!
I kicked a dog square on the jaw and knocked it out. Thought I killed it.
Homeowner called the cops and UPS.
Wanted me arrested for animal cruelty.

I sued her for emotional distress.
I lost.....she spent 25k on Attorney fees.
So I still kinda won
 

clean hairy

Well-Known Member
"Keep packages between you and the dog"
Yeah, right! That NDA you are delivering is sure gonna protect you!
And, that 20 lb bag of dog food you are delivering will sure protect you as well!
maybe a box full of pots and pans would be helpful!

Best tip: If there is a sizable tree close to you, start climbing it FAST!
 

zubenelgenubi

I'm a star
"Keep packages between you and the dog"
Yeah, right! That NDA you are delivering is sure gonna protect you!
And, that 20 lb bag of dog food you are delivering will sure protect you as well!
maybe a box full of pots and pans would be helpful!

Best tip: If there is a sizable tree close to you, start climbing it FAST!

Drop the dog food on its head, then rip the bag open.
 
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