My UPS driver is going to hate me!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by CoffeeStainedUniform, Aug 8, 2018.

  1. Just finished ordering a Queen size mattress, headboard, bedframe and a set of 3 floor to ceiling shelving units. I'm one of those :censored2:s now.
     
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  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I wonder what kind of maroon orders a mattress online?


    I need to lay on them for a long time before I choose.
     
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  3. Zowert

    Zowert Active Member

    Are you on the sixth floor of an apartment building with no elevator?
     
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  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

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  5. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Toe to Toes

    Had a call tag for one of those mattress in a box. They couldn't get it back in the shipping box, so ended up giving it away.
     
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yeah I also can't imagine the quality is great if you can roll it up into a box will ship.
     
  8. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

  9. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain IE boogeyman

    lots of people order them online, and the current business model is if you don’t like it full refund and they call tag it to go to a charity

    they make so much money doing this the loss of some returns is nbd

    also those roll up mattresses are. far better than being ripped off in a store for a :censored2:ty spring

    latex is the best, screw foam
     
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  10. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Active Member

    OP, if you want to be a decent guy, (or gal), make sure you leave a nice tip for the driver, this Christmas.

    The job includes a lot of heavy stuff, and that's all good. But your driver will appreciate, and be more understanding, if you show you care. :)
     
  11. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I keep telling my current girlfriend the same thing.
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Latex huh



    @Indecisi0n is already at your home waiting.
     
  13. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    SICKO!
     
  14. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 Great job!


    I’m allergic to latex.


    And yes. I’ve been parking my rig and letting the swimmers fly for years
     
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    TMI
     
  16. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 Great job!

    Lmfao. There’s only room for one spawn of Satan in this world.
     
  17. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  18. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 Great job!


    Geeeeeeeeezus. A lady at the gas station in @Brownslave688 ’s town told me I needed Jesus lol
     
  19. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Hay-Zeus the gardener?
     
  20. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Don't dis' HayZues. He will pile drive yur' arse!