Post something positive or funny from work today.

[Catatonic]

That's just stupid

Depends on your spouse's financial situation.

 

[Catatonic]

I got a hug from a really nice nice lady the other day.
I am still affected by that hug.

Priapism is a serious condition and not to be taken lightly.

 

[Catatonic]

I worked under 10 hours today! Haven't done that in almost 2 weeks.

Well, you are a clock sucker!

 

[gman042]

Priapism is a serious condition and not to be taken lightly.

That is what a pencil is for

 

[Box Ox]

Priapism is a serious condition and not to be taken lightly.

Nonischemic priapism has me ordering a whole new set of driver shorts every year. The single crotch stitch just can't take it.

 

[Analbumcover]

Speaking of priapism, we had a new girl start last week on preload. Blonde, blue eyes and thicc AF country girl that really drives the black men wild. Problem is, she does not appear to reciprocate in the whole ebony and ivory thing so there's been a palpable sexual racial tension in small sort all week. Comments along the line of "I'll make her brown by the end of the month" and "I'll show her my brown package car" etc. etc. Really creative stuff.

Our PCM this morning included our head PT Sup ratting off UPS' corporate harassment policy with all of us standing in line like one of those concentration camp scenes from Schindler's List.

My sup told me if it keeps up, they're going to send her out into the air trailer with me.......

 

[MrFeeder]

I haven't broken not one sweat since Ive been in Feeders or maybe ALMOST broke a sweat cranking up my landing gear.

 

[RuthlessSupSlayer]

I'm positive you're all slackers.

Why aren't you?

 

[over9five]

I haven't broken not one sweat since Ive been in Feeders or maybe ALMOST broke a sweat cranking up my landing gear.

Yeah, sometimes the gear sticks!
And once I was pushing a dolly and it got stuck on a stone!

 

[Jackburton]

Why aren't you?

I am, I just happen to be on the clock.

 

[RuthlessSupSlayer]

I am, I just happen to be on the clock.

So am i just not at Big Brown! And that just makes you that much more of a slacker like me! Nice work! Stay safe

 

[Big Package]

Made my four drivers super happy today. Feels good to know I'm doing a good job. It's nice to see them go from upset at UPS to "thank god someone did it right".

I might not be super happy how work turned out today, but I'm glad I made some drivers jobs easier.

 

[bottomups]

I'm on vacation. Hot & humid outside. Sitting in my recliner in the air conditioning sipping a gin & tonic.
Fly to Denver tomorrow morning to spend some time hiking in the Rockies.

 

[Big Package]

Nice! I love hiking, backpacking and camping. During spring and autumn I make a killing off edible mushrooms and spores. It is nice though to have the camping days where all I gotta do is fish and forage.

 

[bottomups]

My daughters idea of hiking involves each of us strapping 30 lbs on our backs and spending 3-4 days living in the wild. Think she has a 27 mile trek planned this time around.

 

[Big Package]

So light duty?

 

[over9five]

My daughters idea of hiking involves each of us strapping 30 lbs on our backs and spending 3-4 days living in the wild. Think she has a 27 mile trek planned this time around.

Do it while you can. Someday, she'll find a boyfriend who likes to hike...

 

[bottomups]

So light duty?

Weather permitting, our plans are to hike Maroon Bells. Will attempt to summit Maroon Peak if the snow isn't too bad.

 

[bottomups]

Do it while you can. Someday, she'll find a boyfriend who likes to hike...

Hope that boyfriend is strong. I could use a packmule.

 

[Over 70]

I haven't broken not one sweat since Ive been in Feeders or maybe ALMOST broke a sweat cranking up my landing gear.

I figured the only sweat you guys break is finishing that 6TH OR 7TH Jr. Bacon cheeseburger at lunch...