So... what happens when you get back from vacation?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ixtab, Jul 13, 2018.

  1. ixtab

    ixtab Member

    Rookies!
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  2. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    Last week I asked a gentleman his last name. He said “it’s number 2”.
    “Ah, you must be numb nuts”. I told him.
     
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  3. ixtab

    ixtab Member

    Ummm... so I have a driver follow-up... do you know if this pkg was received by "office guy"?
     
  4. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    OK, now thats :censored2:ing funny!
     
  5. CoolStoryBro

    CoolStoryBro Active Member

    My favorite is
    Johnson
    Johnsen
    Jonson
     
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  6. LeaveIt2Griever

    LeaveIt2Griever FileFileFile

    Delivering at a church? Last name ‘Christ’.

    Delivering at McDonalds? Hamburglar.
     
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  7. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    I have a couple stops where one of the choices is 'woman' and a another stop where one is 'man' those are the ones I select everytime
     
  8. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Back in the days when we recorded on paper we had to write DR for driver release and then record where we left the parcel. MC for met customer and later on Man, woman , girl etc.
    Had a driver follow up one day, signed for by a Dr. McMan. People in DIC didn't have a clue.
     
  9. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Office Guy could earn one a nice warning letter if a sup or center manager had a vendetta. What a idiot.

    Drivers love digging their own holes.
     
  10. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Yep. I’ve seen one where the choices were “office chair” and “desk.”
     
  11. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Yep. We have a young road runner that must just throw the packages down, look at the name on the name tag and run. I get a lot of first names like Mel, Josh and CC.
     
  12. "Bro" and "Sis" seem to work good.
     
  13. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    Had an "AAAAAAAAAA" last month.
     
  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    1 I have
    2 A big
    3 Johnson
     
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  15. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    1 keep
    2 dreaming
    3 kid
     
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  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    1 come
    2 find
    3 out
     
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  17. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    1 no
    2 thank
    2 you
     
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    1 don't
    2 be a
    3 girl
     
  19. Benben

    Benben Working on a new degree, Masters in BS Detecting!

    I use first names a lot as the receiver is on the phone. I point to their name tag and give them a thumbs up as I punch that name in. I personally think that is much more professional than interrupting their call with a customer.
     
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  20. a911scanner

    a911scanner Active Member

    Although I agree with not interrupting, that is not WAD.:rolleyes: