UPS' Vision of the Future

[GuyinBrown]

Been coming here to read for a while now. With the contract rumor mill finally starting to heat up, I figured I'd finally jump in and make my first post with a rumor of my own.....

 

[MR_Vengeance]

 

[sendagain]

A few hundred stops a day will slim that robot down in no time.

 

[diesel96]

Why would they model the UPS Robot after one of the "Fat Cats" in Upper mngmt.How's that Robot gonna squeeze thru the doors on our pkg cars?
He'd probably make a good drinking buddy.Could he be a hand-me-down from Anhieser-Busch Co.with that beer-gut?

 

[scratch]

That obviously is a Feeder Driver Robot!

Welcome to the Brown Cafe, GuyinBrown.

 

[GuyinBrown]

Hey.. he's not fat, he's just "big boned"... With a low center of gravity so he can lift overweights properly...

 

[rapidrandall]

The bigger power zone means heavier packages will be coming.

 

[over9five]

I almost said that, Scratch, but I couldn't find my flame resistant coveralls!

 

[area43]

Looks like he hasn't skipped any lunches.

 

[DS]

That was really creative Guyinbrown...

 

[BrownBlackandBlue]

We already have this guy. We just plug in stops and packages into UPS driver at the expected SPORH and the next day the packages are gone and all that is left in their place is a tidy little report that summarizes their day. Very mechanical, no variables.

 

[ImpactedTSG]

I thought undershirts had to be white or black?

 

[BLACKBOX]

Robot? I disagree.....his head looks like his you-know-what with eyes attached to it!

 

[hoser]

what a fatass.