Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
Just curious, which half?I had an apt del some time back. Sig Req. A woman answered the door with a sheet and not a stitch of clothing on. The sheet covered only half of her body. I got the sig and chuckled all the way back to the truck.
I totally didn't make that up.
I used to deliver to an apartment complex where one of my "regulars" would never fail to give me a show. She lived on the second floor and would always come to the entry to let me in because her buzzer didn't work. The first time this happened, I was bringing her a Dell. She came down wearing the shortest mini skirt I had ever seen. As I followed her up the stairs, she kept stopping to pick up lint and papers on the stairs. Of course she had nothing on underneath. I have to admit that the scenery was great, but this was a dangerous situation. She asked to bring it into her apartment and told me I could stay to cool off a bit. I told her all I could do was to put the package inside her door as it was company policy. She signed for it, thanked me and I went on my way.
This happened 5 or 6 times until one day I was delivering to the rental office. I told the manager my story. She told me that I was not alone because she had reports from the FedEx and Airborne drivers. She also told me that her own maintainance people would not go there without bringing her along. She told me to leave everything at the office and put a note at the door because she wanted to nip the problem in the bud.
I totally didn't make that up.