LOL, that was the comic book edition of my life.
Apparently you don't have children, a wife or any family, for that matter, or better yet, that DO matter. My daughter, in the aforementioned picture, needed Dad to spend more time with her, so instead of plopping her in front of the TV, or making her busy doing anything else, we had FACE time. You know, where you sit down and actually spend time (quality time), you being you and she being her.
In the event that you ever get a family, may I suggest this as an idea?
Oh, and yes, I am talking to you in THAT sort of tone!