You know you're a UPS driver if...

[jumpman23]

If you eat dinner every night between 9pm and 11pm lol.

 

[scooby0048]

A few more...

You know where Clarksville is…and make sure to NEVER drive through a town named that

Your spouse uses your info notices as post-it notes because you don’t hear a word they say and that’s the only thing that gets your attention

You can remember all the movies and programs that show a UPS truck but can’t remember an anniversary or a birthday

You’re the only guy in the neighborhood with 3ft tall light up house numbers

You thought it would be funny to put “team lift and over 70” stickers on your manhood

You giggle childishly when someone asks you, “will you be over 9.5?”

 

[iruhnman630]

You find yourself driving like a well-behaved motorist barely remembering the hellion days of your pre-UPS youth

 

[Elvis657]

You look over your left shoulder when you are turning down aisles in the grocery store!!

 

[gman042]

I will not put my bare ass on any part of the inside of a ups truck....well...anymore..lol. A 7-11 big gulp cup works just fine in an emergency..lol.

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

...

 

[Indecisi0n]

Nope.

If it holds pee, it will spill pee and futthermore it will spill that pee at the worst possible time and place according to Murphys Law. I want to aim the pee OUT of the vehicle and not have to worry about screwing a cap onto a bottle or remembering to pour it out later.

For you ladies...simply shut the passenger door and use a bungee cord to hang a jacket across it for privacy. Then flip up the step that covers the battery compartment and have a seat. Just remember that your butt is now grounding you to the chassis so make sure you dont pee on the battery terminal with a "+" on it and you will be fine.

Forgetting to cap the pee bottle sitting on the 1000 shelf is a bitch to clean up....so I hear...

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

You spend all of your free time on Brown Cafe complaining about working at UPS and how bad your job is.

 

[redrooster]

You spend all of your free time on Brown Cafe complaining about working at UPS and how bad your job is.

Ouch! It's payday got a raise and a big fat check I LOVE MY JOB!

 

[Covemastah]

A few more...

You know where Clarksville is…and make sure to NEVER drive through a town named that

Your spouse uses your info notices as post-it notes because you don’t hear a word they say and that’s the only thing that gets your attention

You can remember all the movies and programs that show a UPS truck but can’t remember an anniversary or a birthday

You’re the only guy in the neighborhood with 3ft tall light up house numbers

You thought it would be funny to put “team lift and over 70” stickers on your manhood

You giggle childishly when someone asks you, “will you be over 9.5?”

 

[Covemastah]

I bet you hear your wife when she calls out for suppah !!

 

[Covemastah]

You laugh at the neighbors cuz they don't cut the lawn or shovel snow or rake leaves in a time cutting efficient manner as you would do it !!

 

[Re-Raise]

If a random woman has ever said to you in front of your wife "I didn't recognize you in clothes.... I mean regular clothes"

 

[PeasAndCarrots]

You let your wife drive on weekends.

Never

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

You make 100 grand but have no money? Lol?

 

[brostalss]

You make 100 grand but have no money? Lol?

Don't know whether to laugh or cry on that one. But it is true.

 

[Rainman]

If you get off under 9.5 and call it an early day.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

 

[brostalss]

Never

True that.

 

[jumpman23]

You know your a ups driver when you get off by 5 and are home by 6 and you tell everybody you worked half a day lol.

 

[Signature Only]

You make 100 grand but have no money? Lol?

AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!!