Call ins? Broke nose, black eye, forehead avulsion.

[bbsam]

You too??? Man. Couple of times. Probably some of the worst physical pain I've ever felt. Thought I was gonna pass out. Eventually I learned not to do that anymore and just save it for later when there's enough built up that I don't have to force it.

Cup of coffee usually does the trick for me.

 

[Packaged Metroid]

I could never eat that fast food like he does.

Taco bell is so good I almost wanna say itvis not fast food.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Taco bell is so good I almost wanna say itvis not fast food.

Nor is it good....

 

[wayfair]

Metamucil, 2x a day

 

[Jackburton]

Hah, that is more believable than what actually happened. Lets just say, it was a embarrassing freak accident/situation.

Nope, pushing to hard on the toilet. Fainted, cracked face on bathtub then face planted wall.

You win post of the week.

 

[Packaged Metroid]

You win post of the week.

XD

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

 

[Returntosender]

Nope, pushing to hard on the toilet. Fainted, cracked face on bathtub then face planted wall.

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[BlondeinBrown]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

Get a note from the doctor.

I got in a dirtbike accident and couldn’t move my arm for a few days, told them about it, sent a screen shot of my doctors note and they were fine with it.

 

[Jackburton]

I got in a dirtbike accident and couldn’t move my arm for a few days, told them about it, sent a screen shot of my doctors note and they were fine with it.

Got any pics?

 

[CoolStoryBro]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

Go on FMLA leave. You get disability pay and insurance through the union and you can stay off work until your doctor allows you to come back. That is if your injuries are severe enough that you need to skip work to recover.

 

[olroadbeech]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

 

[olroadbeech]

prolapse????

 

[clean hairy]

Hah, that is more believable than what actually happened. Lets just say, it was a embarrassing freak accident/situation.

Got the new girlfriend mad and discovered she is skilled in the martial arts?

 

[silverbullet2893]

It is confirmed. I just had a ripper and didn’t pass out.


So what did you do?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Nope, pushing to hard on the toilet. Fainted, cracked face on bathtub then face planted wall.

Was it coming out or going in?

 

[burrheadd]

I could never eat that fast food like he does.

He’s a bad sob

 

[The Driver]

What’d you eat?

2 lbs. of cheese and a half bottle of oxycodone?

 

[Poop Head]

Do you have a pic of the poop?

 

[trickpony1]

I think Elvis Presley died from a similar incident.

You might discuss this with your doctor?