Call ins? Broke nose, black eye, forehead avulsion.

[km3]

It is confirmed. I just had a ripper and didn’t pass out.


So what did you do?

That's not fair. You're an expert. You can't expect this guy to have that kind of stamina.

 

[silverbullet2893]

That's not fair. You're an expert. You can't expect this guy to have that kind of stamina.

Very true

 

[scooby0048]

Nope, pushing to hard on the toilet. Fainted, cracked face on bathtub then face planted wall.

Word of advice, Don't do that.

When I was a cop we have had folks die from pushing too hard. We called it commode code.

 

[badpal]

Man. That'd be a hell of a way to go.

Always heard that was how Elvis went.

 

[olroadbeech]

Word of advice, Don't do that.

When I was a cop we have had folks die from pushing too hard. We called it commode code.

is that true?

i bet you could write a book..........just like me.

 

[olroadbeech]

i just googled it.
SOB!

 

[scooby0048]

is that true?

i bet you could write a book..........just like me.

What I wrote is very true, I do not know about what you write being true, but it makes for great reading either way.

THe OP briefly mentioned what commode code actually is. It is called (and someone correct me if I'm wrong) Vascular vagal syncope.

 

[john chesney]

Nope, pushing to hard on the toilet. Fainted, cracked face on bathtub then face planted wall.

My new hero

 

[john chesney]

Both, it was really scary after it happened. Just waking up, on the ground blood everywhere. I thought it was a brain anuresim. But, research tells me it has something to do with the vagus nerve connecting from the brain stem to the colon.

Do you do anal??? If not maybe you should try maybe open it up a little for ya

 

[john chesney]

I’ve taken some pretty hefty poops in my life and I can honestly say I’ve never passed out.

I’m reading this on the toilet and now I’m kinda white knuckling it. I’ve never been so nervous taking a poop

 

[542thruNthru]

I’m reading this on the toilet and now I’m kinda white knuckling it. I’ve never been so nervous taking a poop

 

[john chesney]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

On a serious note though don’t lie even if you’re embarrassed. Just tell them the absolute truth

 

[Brownslave688]

What’d you eat?

Your sister?

 

[Brownslave688]

You too??? Man. Couple of times. Probably some of the worst physical pain I've ever felt. Thought I was gonna pass out. Eventually I learned not to do that anymore and just save it for later when there's enough built up that I don't have to force it.

This was obviously before you became a receiver.

 

[john chesney]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

I think the call off are unlimited to anyone who passes out and breaks their face on the toilet. I think it’s in the back of the contract

 

[Poop Head]

Freaking kids these days. Can't even take a without someone holding their hand

 

[john chesney]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

It’s really a shame you didn’t do this on the job. It would of been one of the best workers Comp cases. I might have showed up just for the hearing

 

[scooby0048]

I think this is ridiculous. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for giving this guy a hard time....

Spoiler

...before finding out if he actually got the poop out before falling out

 

[john chesney]

I think this is ridiculous. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for giving this guy a hard time....

Spoiler

...before finding out if he actually got the poop out before falling out

What he’s my new hero. Anyone that can fight a turd till you pass out and almost kill yourselve has my total respect

 

[john chesney]

Suffered a pretty severe injury on Sunday, was wondering how many call ins am I allowed? Cannot seem to get a hold of anybody. What is the maximum call ins allowed for a month?

I recommend a full face motorcycle helmet every time you get on the toilet. I’m going to start to wear one from now on