Brownslave688
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Dog poop
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542thruNthru
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Hey I'm glad they do it. You want to own a dog? Then pick up after him.
It's funny to watch people argue the test results. It happens every couple weeks.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I prefer my way.
I had a neighbor whose dog
in my yard every day. I talked to them about it and nothing happened. So I bagged it and tossed it on their front step for a few days until it stopped.
542thruNthru
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I prefer my way.
I had a neighbor whose dog
Easier to do when you know who your neighbors are. The funny thing is my huge apartment complex is no dogs allowed but everybody gets their doctor to put down that they are emotional support dogs. There are tons of dogs in the complex.
People that live in a 1,000 sqft apartment own a damn Great Dane. Seriously that's just ridiculous.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I’m not a huge dog person anyway so yeah I don’t get it.
My niece lives with her pothead boyfriend. Since they moved in together she’s lost about 40 lbs because they literally can’t afford to eat all of the time.
They needed those two German Shepard puppies they got though. Smh
Maple Grove MN Driver
Cocaine Mang!
No you don'tThe best is when the dog
Maple Grove MN Driver
Cocaine Mang!
Poop Head
Judge me.
I really do.
There's houses on my route that I refer to as "dog-
beach". (Like Omaha Beach) Years and years of dog EVERYWHERE! I'm talking like you cannot walk up the driveway and make it out clean if you tried. So I just tromp right up, do a few nice schmeers of the boot, set the piece down (usually on the hinge side of the door, so they gotta step out and around the door to get it), say stuff like "nasty people, clean up after your dogs, just pathetic, etc..." Go back, clean as much off on the curb, and adios!
Bob11B
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Hahaha this reminds me...I deliver to a house that is apartment B (upstairs) the porch used to always be covered with dogThe best is when the dog
. A few months ago I put their hello fresh right on a pile of fresh dog and then pushed the package a little closer to the front door. Since then, I haven’t seen piles of poo on the porch.I have never stepped in dog shi t on purpose, but I have stepped into a couple of fresh ones and it makes for a shi tty day
sikidiki
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The best is when you get that thawing action in the spring and its like a creamy nougat so when you step in it you pretty much know you're gonna be tracking that everywhere. Or when its a hot day and you can smell the stewing meat cigar with a hint of rancid piss blowing up your nose.
everywhere. Or when its a hot day and you can smell the stewing meat cigar with a hint of rancid piss blowing up your nose.
Bob11B
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Who the hell would step in it on purpose?
Poop Head
Judge me.
Bob11B
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Laughing pretty hard right now, I should recreate this.
KOG72
I’m full of it
It’s like dodging land minesThe best is when the dog
Round the block again
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No dog poop, but I been pooped on by crows , friend#CKING BIRDS !!! Big nasty poops too !
KOG72
I’m full of it
I dodged a bullet a couple of weeks ago.I was walking under a tree heard the bird,then heard the noise.Boom bird crap right by my foot.Damn that was a close one.
542thruNthru
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Then you didn't dodge a bullet. SMH
Nevermind, I read that differently. Way yo dodge that bullet!
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