Porch Pirate Legislation

[rod]

He would just take her gun along with the package.

Not if she was from Mn. ---our gals know how to shoot.

 

[Wally]

That is the reason delivery drivers should be armed. It would have been an easy shot.

Not my stuff. Steal away!

The company should press charges though.

 

[rod]

Not my stuff. Steal away!

The company should press charges though.

But think of the fun you could have.

 

[Wally]

But think of the fun you could have.

Yea, better have a legal defense fund.

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

@rod it is worse than you are imagining.
For quite a while, UPS had this...

"Why did UPS stop live tracking?
UPS was afraid that exposing the exact location of delivery trucks in real-time could make them an easy victim of theft or armed robberies. For instance, someone could track exactly when a package is delivered when an owner isn't at home to steal it from their porch.
Jul 28, 2023"

You come out of a ghetto apartment complex to find your truck blocked in... and armed thugs waiting for you.

 

[RetiredIE]

A little extreme, don't ya think?

Is it a good thing that they're doing? Absolutely not. Is it worth them losing their life over Karen's $18 Macy's T-shirt? Absolutely not.

My issue is that the loss of civilized behavior proceeds as one unpunished bad act at a time. Soon, it becomes the norm.

I agree that killing them is a little extreme, but something needs to be done to deter these criminals. Can we agree that cutting a few fingers off with a very dull axe might be a happy medium?

 

[MECH-II]

But we take pictures of the packages now! , that’ll stop them!

 

[RetiredIE]

I can garuntee you that not a single tragic thing has happened to the victims of porch pirates when compared to the porch pirate themselves. Like half of them are suffering mental health disorders. And the other half are just hustl'n. Please post the 1/1,000,000 article that proves me wrong below this.

I do not care at all if these pieces of crap are having mommy issues or any other excuses they might have. Not my problem. This is BS. They are CRIMINALS.

In 2023, just wanting something is enough justification for breaking the law and any lame excuse they offer up will make it all go away.

Hustling (hustl'n?) is great. Stealing - not so much.

 

[rod]

It's too late to retrain them on being a human being----time to shoot them when they go rouge.

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

We get it. You hate black people.

 

[burrheadd]

We get it. You hate black people.

Who said anything about black people?
Stereotype much?

 

[burrheadd]

Not if she was from Mn. ---our gals know how to shoot.

Some of those big Ol corn fed Minnesota gals could sit in you it’d be the end

 

[DOK]

You actually took me seriously?

I would say chop off their hand for stealing.

 

[MrBates]

There should be an open season on porch pirates. MF'ers deserve to die.

Let's meet in the middle, I've heard some countries cut off hands for stealing. I'm even willing to give then a warning for the first time, and then if they do it again, that's when we can amputate.

 

[handlemypackage]

If I see something I want then I take it by force or by choice

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

Let's meet in the middle, I've heard some countries cut off hands for stealing. I'm even willing to give then a warning for the first time, and then if they do it again, that's when we can amputate.

Did you know some saw it off and others machete slap it?

 

[UnionStrong]

‘Porch pirate’ caught on video stealing iPad right out of FedEx worker’s hands

A brazen “porch pirate” in Virginia was caught on video stealing a package right out of a stunned FedEx worker’s hands.

nypost.com

How odd, a black thief.

 

[Coldworld]

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Looks like the beginning of a porno…

 

[Coldworld]

How odd, a black thief.

The fedex lady didn’t look very surprised and is sagging even a thing anymore..thought that went out in the early 2000’s??