The dumb things UPSers do!

[burrheadd]

How's that with survivor benefits?

She's on her own

 

[burrheadd]

What's life if you don't do a few dumb things once in awhile. I'm sure I would have been fired if I had been caught doing some of the dumb stuff I did.

Just gotta know how to play the game

 

[Indecisi0n]

Guy at work got busted playing with himself at work and no it's not @sailfish

Was he on lunch?

 

[ski or die]

Driver standing naked in back of pc with porn magazines scattered around while in a business parking lot when the center manager opened the back door.

 

[Poop Head]

Driver standing naked in back of pc with porn magazines scattered around while in a business parking lot when the center manager opened the back door.

 

[clean hairy]

Using their PC to go to home depot and buy stuff to take home while on the clock.

 

[Box Ox]

A customer told me today that a past driver (who no longer works for UPS) would pick up his dog and let him ride along for deliveries. Dropped the dog back off before leaving the area.

 

[iruhnman630]

A driver who had a history of tardiness issues bought a house an hour away.

He drives for another boss now.

 

[ski or die]

2 drivers who moved one of the driver's furniture to a new home using one of the pc's they had emptied out. One of the driver's was later promoted to driver sup.

 

[ResetSouthBelt]

35 Year employee coming in on vacation

 

[rod]

35 Year employee coming in on vacation

must have a ty home life

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

listen to upstate, bye

How did I miss this little gem?

 

[rod]

2 drivers who moved one of the driver's furniture to a new home using one of the pc's they had emptied out. One of the driver's was later promoted to driver sup.

List of things I know have been hauled in a UPS truck:

canoe
building materials (everything for a complete remodel of a bathroom including a
tub/shower enclosure, 2 sinks and a toilet).
motorcycle
dead deer
live deer
Christmas tree
Wife
goat
cats
dogs
snapping turtles
cases of beer
demolition material from remodeled bathroom (including old tub, shower enclosure,2 old
sinks and old toilet)
12' wide carpet roll
lots of car parts
enough asphalt shingles to do a house

 

[Poop Head]

live deer

 

[rod]

Thought the deer was dead when he loaded it in the back. Apparently it was just knocked out

 

[watdaflock?]

Can anyone top that?

One of our most senior employees quit driving years ago because, "the devil was following him" Wasn't talking about a supervisor, either. The former driver is one of those nut-job religious fanatics.

 

[Poop Head]

Thought the deer was dead when he loaded it in the back. Apparently it was just knocked out

That had to be something when it came to! I hope the bulkhead door was closed!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That had to be something when it came to! I hope the bulkhead door was closed!

Pervert

 

[rod]

That had to be something when it came to! I hope the bulkhead door was closed!

This one didn't happen to me--it was a friend. He let it out the back door but not before it had done some pretty serious damage to his load.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

This one didn't happen to me--it was a friend. He let it out the back door but not before it had done some pretty serious damage to his load.

A friend....right