The dumb things UPSers do!

[jeepupser]

What are the dumbest things that you have heard a UPS employee do? I know of one guy who beat up a vending machine when it took his money and another guy that peed in a bottle and got caught doing it. Can anyone top that?

 

[km3]

Working off the clock.

 

[Rick Ross]

Be too lazy to verify seal control and pull the wrong trailer 270 miles. This has happened to a few drivers since I've been in feeders.

 

[tacken]

We had a driver selling cosmetics on her lunch time. In her Browns..

 

[Poop Head]

Work an option week

 

[Jkloc420]

listen to upstate, bye

 

[KOG72]

Work an option week

Or a vacation week

 

[KOG72]

Guy at work got busted playing with himself at work and no it's not @sailfish

 

[retired2000]

Gets fired for stealing cod money gets his job back and gets caught again for the same thing

 

[sailfish]

Knew a guy who tried running to the airport off the clock in his personal vehicle when he missed the shuttle.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Knew a guy who tried running his air off the clock in his personal vehicle when he missed the shuttle.

To the airport?

 

[sailfish]

To the airport?

Yes.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why is that dumb?

 

[Oh Shoot]

Deliver early am's in his personal vehicle

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Deliver early am's in his personal vehicle

Not a chance in Hell

 

[sailfish]

Why is that dumb?

How is it not?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

How is it not?

He wanted to make sure they made the plane.

It is easier to adjust a time card than justify missed air.

 

[sailfish]

He wanted to make sure they made the plane.

It is easier to adjust a time card than justify missed air.

It would have been one thing if he had authorization to do it (therefore doing on the clock) and used a UPS vehicle but he did neither. Nobody even knew that he was doing it.

 

[Oh Shoot]

I walk thru the building mornings and watch the same drivers loading their trucks in and complaining about too much work....off the clock

 

[Rick Ross]

Work years past the max pension amount.

To each his own but I can't imagine any circumstance that would make me work more than even 30 years but that has always been my goal. We've got a bunch over 35, a handful over 40 years and one close to 50.