The dumb things UPSers do!

[rod]

A friend....right

That one did happen to a fellow driver. I pretty much will claim all the rest of the things hauled in a UPS truck.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That one did happen to a fellow driver. I pretty much will claim all the rest of the things hauled in a UPS truck.

Not you!

 

[rod]

Not you!

 

[JackOfClubs]

One lady I trained got caught red-handed stealing food out of a box. Was escorted out of the building; officially, she "resigned".

 

[MC4YOU2]

A driver near the top of the seniority list routinely called in sick about every other Monday or Friday before absentee policy was enforced. He was a runner gunner on days he did show up so he was given lots of leeway.

One week he was on vacay he must've gotten confused from so many call ins and when Monday rolled around he called in sick again!

 

[clean hairy]

List of things I know have been hauled in a UPS truck:

canoe
building materials (everything for a complete remodel of a bathroom including a
tub/shower enclosure, 2 sinks and a toilet).
motorcycle
dead deer
live deer
Christmas tree
Wife
goat
cats
dogs
snapping turtles
cases of beer
demolition material from remodeled bathroom (including old tub, shower enclosure,2 old
sinks and old toilet)
12' wide carpet roll
lots of car parts
enough asphalt shingles to do a house

Bees
Fish
Auto Trasmissions

 

[burrheadd]

List of things I know have been hauled in a UPS truck:

canoe
building materials (everything for a complete remodel of a bathroom including a
tub/shower enclosure, 2 sinks and a toilet).
motorcycle
dead deer
live deer
Christmas tree
Wife
goat
cats
dogs
snapping turtles
cases of beer
demolition material from remodeled bathroom (including old tub, shower enclosure,2 old
sinks and old toilet)
12' wide carpet roll
lots of car parts
enough asphalt shingles to do a house

I'll add
New hot water heater
1/2 cord of fire wood
Small block chevy short block
New puppy for Christmas
Bags of lawn seed
Bags of lawn fertilizer

 

[ski or die]

List of things I know have been hauled in a UPS truck:

canoe
building materials (everything for a complete remodel of a bathroom including a
tub/shower enclosure, 2 sinks and a toilet).
motorcycle
dead deer
live deer
Christmas tree
Wife
goat
cats
dogs
snapping turtles
cases of beer
demolition material from remodeled bathroom (including old tub, shower enclosure,2 old
sinks and old toilet)
12' wide carpet roll
lots of car parts
enough asphalt shingles to do a house

From the looks of the list , it looks like someone is turning their PC into a RV. All the comforts of home. Just need Wi-Fi and Flat Screen.

 

[Mr. Sir]

From the looks of the list , it looks like someone is turning their PC into a RV. All the comforts of home. Just need Wi-Fi and Flat Screen.

High seniority drivers here get to pimp their PC's out

 

[dookie stain]

So today I finally became a real driver...I pooped in a DR bag!

 

[Poop Head]

So today I finally became a real driver...I pooped in a DR bag!

Bout time!

 

[rod]

So today I finally became a real driver...I pooped in a DR bag!

I would have drove as far as needed to find a decent bathroom. I can honestly say I never crapped in a UPS truck. I have stood in the wheel well and pee'd out the passenger side door a few times ---------but never in a bottle. I really find it hard to believe a driver can't find another place other than in the back of his truck to relieve himself.

 

[over9five]

I would have drove as far as needed to find a decent bathroom. I can honestly say I never crapped in a UPS truck. I have stood in the wheel well and pee'd out the passenger side door a few times ---------but never in a bottle. I really find it hard to believe a driver can't find another place other than in the back of his truck to relieve himself.

It's the runner gunners who do it. They ain't got time to drive to a restroom!

 

[Jones]

I ran country routes for a lot of years and never took a dump in the truck. Honestly that seems kind of degrading.

 

[dookie stain]

I would have drove as far as needed to find a decent bathroom. I can honestly say I never crapped in a UPS truck. I have stood in the wheel well and pee'd out the passenger side door a few times ---------but never in a bottle. I really find it hard to believe a driver can't find another place other than in the back of his truck to relieve himself.

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...I will purposely walk outside my house and pee outside...it just feels better...plus I'm kinda hoping my hot neighbor gets a peek at my three inches of fame

 

[KOG72]

So today I finally became a real driver...I pooped in a DR bag!

My man

 

[Over 70]

The real question is if you're gonna let it ride to preload next morning!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

It's the runner gunners who do it. They ain't got time to drive to a restroom!

This RG'er does.

 

[Covemastah]

Spilling a forgotten pee bottle on shelf !! NI the pkgs two days to dry out !!

 

[Covemastah]

I once lost a butt on the shelf , pulled over cuz a paper bag pkg started to smolder , rainy day thru in puddle ,,, dr fd