The ( OFFICIAL ) angry Contract results thread!

[upssalesguy]

You're never there, so why do you care?

Obviously I’m trying to be funny but you’re a bit riled up at the moment.

At least I’m not saying I’m going to go balls deep in anyone’s wife

 

[Over disciplined0123]

Ahhh yeah no. I’m not using a dime of my own money on this company. And interesting you’d say that I should be making copies at home and at the same time saying all we do is work from home. Weird.

I agree it was funny though so I had to

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Hush

That was way too easy

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Go quote gumby ..so it pisses him off....lmao

Don't even put me in that same sentence as that jerk. I'm serious

 

[upssalesguy]

I'd back off of him if I were you.

Why is that. jerk an official descriptive term for his comment about my wife

 

[Future]

Obviously I’m trying to be funny but you’re a bit riled up at the moment.

At least I’m not saying I’m going to go balls deep in anyone’s wife

Sooooo many answers for this .. but u caught me on a good day

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Obviously I’m trying to be funny but you’re a bit riled up at the moment.

At least I’m not saying I’m going to go balls deep in anyone’s wife

You haven't seen riled up. This is pretty tame by my standards on here.

The only person who can really rile me up on here is @BakerMayfield2018 and he's already in bed with a food coma after god knows what he ate for dinner.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Do those at least have hair still unlike your head?

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Nah you idiots. I shave my balls. gosh darn millennials.

 

[upssalesguy]

LOL. Okay big shot. First let me kiss the ring

Dude chill. For real.

The internet is for arguing needlessly with strangers for no other reason then you can

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Why is that. jerk an official descriptive term for his comment about my wife

There are very few people I would go to bat for at this company. That man right there is at the top.

 

[Future]

Don't even put me in that same sentence as that jerk. I'm serious

 

[Poop Head]

Obviously I’m trying to be funny but you’re a bit riled up at the moment.

At least I’m not saying I’m going to go balls deep in anyone’s wife

I bet you were a hoot, in the hub

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Nah you idiots. I shave my balls. gosh darn millennials.

Excuse me while I go drink some bleach to kill the brain cells containing that second sentence

 

[542thruNthru]

Few clicks and we'll fix that

Please do. I need more money from 9.5 grievances

 

[upssalesguy]

There are very few people I would go to bat for at this company. That man right there is at the top.

Glad you guys are such good friends but...uh I don’t think I did anything mean to either of you but you guys are so cute together.

 

[BigBrown87]

Let’s see some proof you voted. I don’t believe you.

Funny, you think I care what you think? Nobody does, hence why your threats of strike didn't work. Go off and never come back your a failure and always will be.

 

[No1 Special]

Will you join 705 and 710 on there strike?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Dude chill. For real.

The internet is for arguing needlessly with strangers for no other reason then you can

I'm chill. This is my fun time.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

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When did Aaron Rodgers become a 70s pornstar?

 

[542thruNthru]

Obviously I’m trying to be funny but you’re a bit riled up at the moment.

At least I’m not saying I’m going to go balls deep in anyone’s wife

That's your problem. No one respects you till you go balls deep in their wife!