To Goldi: From Her Manager

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Aug 13, 2015.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Dear Goldi,

    We're very short-staffed at the station. FedEx Cares, and we need you. Think about our customers and the Purple Promise, and consider everything FedEx has done for you! Fred Smith wrote me a personal letter telling me to tell you how much you're appreciated and how you shouldn't quit on him. He'd write you directly, but he's very important, you know. He just bought us new Boeings, and a bunch of new trucks! He cares so much, and so do MT3 and Dave.

    What about your Costco cake and the Senior Manager reading from a scri.., err, telling you in his own words how much you've meant to FedEx!

    Please come in, OR I'LL WRITE YOU UP!!


    Your Operations Manager

    D. Umbass
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  2. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    Reply from Goldi:

    My Dearest Former Manager

    ESADMF! (and that goes double for Fred, Matt and Dave as well)

    Love and kisses,

  3. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    Dear managers, the only thing I will miss are the friends I have made over the 30 years at fedex. The company has gone down hill not only to its employees but to the customers.
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  4. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Active Member

    Best of luck to you. I'm jealous.
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  5. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    I hope you find great peace doing whatever it is you want in retirement Goldi. Do whatever makes you happy for the rest of your days. Forget this awful place. I truly am happy for you. "Dear managers, the only thing I will miss are the friends." This is the recurring theme with everyone I have ever talked to that left fedex. I really don't miss all the bull, but I really miss the people I worked with. That is a really sad thing that a people leave and don't miss the company at all. We have so many idiot reports for everything but not this? But they are a people company. OK. Actually, really pisses me off. Be easy Goldi.
  6. DontThrowPackages

    DontThrowPackages Well-Known Member

    Jealous!. 11 years, unless the company goes out of business, until I can leave. The last 4 years will be used to audition countries to live. one year, a month vacation in Belize, another year one month vacation in Costa Rica, etc...
    Good luck to you.
  7. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    Good luck Goldi! Hope you enjoy your retirement, and hope you'll still visit us often!
  8. vin059

    vin059 New Member

    I'll be joining Goldie at the end of September....3 weeks vacation...a few sick days to take, and I'm gone...after 29 yrs....can't wait!!!...good luck to all of you!!!
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  9. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member


    Make sure you use your personalast and floaters. You will lose those. Good luck to you. I'm really going to miss my coworkers.
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  11. vin059

    vin059 New Member

    Already booked....I'll miss mine, too...have some awesome customers I'll miss, too...
  12. DontThrowPackages

    DontThrowPackages Well-Known Member

    In a short time from now, they may be left with mostly, baggy pants, baggy shirt un-tucked, nose ring, ear lobe hoops, tattooed, driving while on the phone, loud music in the truck, girl friend in the back, late having, sick calling, accident having, ESL and lack of pride employees on the road.
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