Why does UPS hate Jesus ?

[Misthios]

Ups hates jesus because he's on the 9.5 list.

 

[Non sequitur]

Stay safe

 

[Boywondr]

Stay safe

Wouldn't want to Crash n Burn?!

 

[Fred's Myth]

Do I have to get a note from Jesus for work ?

Only if you know Him personally.

But then you wouldn’t be so flippant invoking His name.

God bless you, and your lost soul.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Stay safe

Bro, that avatar has just brought your infractions to a whole new level !

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Only if you know Him personally.

But then you wouldn’t be so flippant invoking His name.

God bless you, and your lost soul.

How can this jesus guy be killed and then turn into a zombie on a different date every year?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Only if you know Him personally.

But then you wouldn’t be so flippant invoking His name.

God bless you, and your lost soul.

Can you help me find my soul? I think it's in my bedroom under my sheets. Come on, don't be shy...

 

[Fred's Myth]

How can this jesus guy be killed and then turn into a zombie on a different date every year?

How can you be actually be ignorant enough to ask that question?

 

[DeCurtis]

Vocal atheists generally tend to be the types that never mature beyond the "I'm so edgy I can offend Christians" stage, happen to be broken little bitches upset that God hasn't put them back together yet, or a combination of the two.

God doesn't pay them any attention so they seek it out by getting a reaction from others. Treat them the same way you treat other attention whores and ignore them.

Happy Easter.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

How can you be actually be ignorant enough to ask that question?

Did I make jesus your Imaginary Sky Friend mad?

 

[specter208]

How can this jesus guy be killed and then turn into a zombie on a different date every year?

Because Jesus Christ is God and His power has NO LIMITS.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Because Jesus Christ is God and His power has NO LIMITS.

To die on different days?

That makes a lot of sense.

 

[Fred's Myth]

Did I make jesus your Imaginary Sky Friend mad?

I question the intelligence of anyone who insults, or tries to insult, one of my friends.

 

[Fred's Myth]

Can you help me find my soul? I think it's in my bedroom under my sheets. Come on, don't be shy...

You think your soul is one of your turds? No wonder you’re confused.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Vocal atheists generally tend to be the types that never mature beyond the "I'm so edgy I can offend Christians" stage, happen to be broken little bitches upset that God hasn't put them back together yet, or a combination of the two.

God doesn't pay them any attention so they seek it out by getting a reaction from others. Treat them the same way you treat other attention whores and ignore them.

Happy Easter.

I sense a little anger in your post.

God also doesn't seek out his pedophile spokespeople. Keep sleeping with them boys and move them from house to house to keep it up. Go Jesus.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You think your soul is one of your turds? No wonder you’re confused.

Don't be ridiculous. My turds are a lot more fun to play with than my soul.

 

[542thruNthru]

Stay safe

Damn bro. Cricket wireless, you homeless?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Damn bro. Cricket wireless, you homeless?

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[DriveInDriveOut]

Damn bro. Cricket wireless, you homeless?

Hey now, I use cricket wireless it's good stuff.

 

[Non sequitur]

Damn bro. Cricket wireless, you homeless?

No cable either. I'm practically Amish