Driver Helper Appearance

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by AwashBwashCwash, Aug 18, 2019.

  1. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    I'm in school and was thinking about being a driver helper this peak to raise some money over the winter break but I'm wondering what if there are appearance guidelines for the helpers?
    I have pretty long hair so I'm wondering if that would disqualify me from being one.
  2. .......

    ....... New Member

    No requirements, but as for requirements from driver, please show up on time and dont be on your phone at all times
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  3. scooby0048

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    Better put your hair up in a man bun or something like that, as we don't want your sissy locks getting caught on a mirror as we speed away after dropping you and your cart off.
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  4. Brisket

    Brisket Well-Known Member

    Or in the bulkhead door if it’s windy.
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    What do you need a helper for?
    You deliver in BFE and have 16 stops
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  6. scooby0048

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    Uh oh....we got a pissed Canadian on board!
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  7. KoennenTiger

    KoennenTiger Active Member

    Stay off your gosh darn phone. When you have a real job you don't get to check Facebook and all your other ghey apps every two minutes.
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  8. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Why can’t you get a haircut
  9. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    has to be tied up. if they don't hire you can sue like everyone else does for discrimination
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  10. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    You have to look presentable. You can only look like a slob if you are a driver and have a no shave waiver
  11. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    The driver helpers from 1 or 2 years ago are now the drivers of today. Man buns, tats, and beards. And proud of it.
  12. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Not mine, but it needed immortalizing.

    One of my friends had a helper, (let's call her Shamu) last peak that got tired several stops into the day. She told him she was taking a break, and it was his turn to start running stops off, then.

    Needless to say, she was not brought back for a second day.

    This company is doomed, if that's the best talent we can recruit.
  13. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    I'm not cutting my hair for 2 hours a day or whatever it is I'll get.

    I'm already hired bro I work in the building
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  15. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    You’ll be good.
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Lol a helpers hair def doesn’t have to be tied up. It can be purple and to their waist
  17. dudebro

    dudebro Well-Known Member

    Who do you think is jobless during the holiday season at 3.9% unemployment? And don't blame the wage rate, these same people would suck at $25 an hour.
  18. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Not mine, but it needed immortalizing.

    Currently at 16.80. Great stuff without a degree, for a starter job... I'm not complaining. :)
  19. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I'd probably soil myself from laughing so hard when your hair gets caught in something and you rip out a nice chunk!
  20. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    I've got luscious blond locks. They seem to be a hit with the ladies.
    Very thick. Could lose a few chunks and not even notice tbh. Wouldn't mind sparing you some I'm sure you need the help.