Fastest Loader in the World

[burrheadd]

All I see here is a bunch of babies whining and complaining. Just like the babies I work with. Wah wah wah. Crying all the time. No one is man enough to even say their PPH numbers. Keep crying babies.

You should have the number tattooed on your forehead

If you were a real baller!!

 

[oldngray]

You should have the number tattooed on your forehead

If you were a real baller!!

 

[Returntosender]

Bunch of lazy ass haters. Box loading is a workout. Some people are good at working out others are lazy. I get paid to work out. Pretty well I might add. Do I do more work? Sure I do. I also get more OT and I'll get on a truck faster. I'm not a lazy POS. I'm just the best loader in the country.

 

[Returntosender]

All I see here is a bunch of babies whining and complaining. Just like the babies I work with. Wah wah wah. Crying all the time. No one is man enough to even say their PPH numbers. Keep crying babies.

Postpartum hemorrhage (PPH) is the leading cause of maternal mortality. All women who carry a pregnancy beyond 20 weeks’ gestation are at risk for PPH and its sequelae. Although maternal mortality rates have declined greatly in the developed world, PPH remains a leading cause of maternal mortality elsewhere.

 

[Jkloc420]

im the fastest sex giver

 

[burrheadd]

im the fastest sex giver

That’s what your wife said

She wasn’t happy about it

DOUBLE BOOM!!!

 

[Coldworld]

Jackie!!!

 

[Jkloc420]

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That’s what your wife said

She wasn’t happy about it

DOUBLE BOOM!!!

im not married and 5 minutes is too long on a ho ho

 

[ibleedbrown]

upstate changed his username and is a loader now?

 

[Coldworld]

upstate changed his username and is a loader now?

He would never stoop down to that level.... he’s a grandpa delivering boxes out of a brown truck wearing short shorts and his sleeves rolled up... the guy means business!

 

[Bubblehead]

Bunch of lazy ass haters. Box loading is a workout. Some people are good at working out others are lazy. I get paid to work out. Pretty well I might add. Do I do more work? Sure I do. I also get more OT and I'll get on a truck faster. I'm not a lazy POS. I'm just the best loader in the country.

Could it be???

 

[What The Hawk?]

These are my numbers. I'm the fastest guy at my hub by about 1000 packages. Does anyone know someone faster?

I bet you load a cage car. LMAO

 

[Coldworld]

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Could it be???

I was just thinking that but I couldn’t remember the kid username......that picture is just classic...

 

[eats packages]

Come to preload, we'll cut the goal down to 500PPH. Don't worry about scanning, just thro em in!

 

[brownmonster]

You seem to wear your PPH like a badge of honor.
I'm sure that impresses the girls you meet..."hey baby...I'm the fastest truck loader in the world...wanna see my numbers?".

I'm sure you will feel honored when they offer you a PT supe position.

Not as impressed as they are about the part time 10 buck an hour career.

 

[Turdferguson]

All I see here is a bunch of babies whining and complaining. Just like the babies I work with. Wah wah wah. Crying all the time. No one is man enough to even say their PPH numbers. Keep crying babies.

I probably handled 200 pieces over an eight hour period. So about 15 PPH.....made more than you too

 

[Big Package]

The other loaders will get more pay for doing less work. Who da dummy now?

Paid for every hour of working at a safe, steady union pace.

 

[Big Package]

Would this badge of honor you talk about be able to get him some more tail down in his bedroom in moms basement??

While I'm busy upstairs in mom's bedroom.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Being the fastest loader will get you on a truck faster?
Are you serious?
Do you even understand Seniority Bruh?

 

[PT Stewie]

We at one time received $25.00 AMEX cards for having the most scans in a week . I received quite a few while they were doing that bonus program. I think it went to top 3 .They took taxes out so it was really $18.and change. Now I sort smalls and the Amazon just keeps coming and coming. I just want to finish and go home.....so tired. Maybe they will give this guy a trophy. I just want cash and a beer.