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Houston I have a Problem! Feeder Questions & Drug Testing
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Brownslave688
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watdaflock?
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To add- Get a few quality (imo=cardio) workouts in. Get a good sweat going. Supposedly it helps "flush" the system.
If you only "dabble" and are not some hard core pot head, a week should be plenty of time. Years ago a friend, who's super skinny, took a toke or two before work and still passed a random piss test at lunch. At the same time, another friend who's fat and never exercises waited a week without smoking anything and still failed a urine test.
Another thought is cheat. Get one of these and have somebody clean pee for you. Just make sure its not a female, who may be pregnant.
\/ not sure if one size fits all....
btw - If they ever do a hair test, you're screwed.
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When you take a D.O.T. (Department of Transportation) drug test , you are pissing into a cup from which they pour the contents into two separate bottles that are then sealed. The lab tests the first one and if found to be clean, you passed.
If the first sample is found to be "dirty", they then test the second sample a little more stringently with more precise equipment and I believe you get a phone call from the lab before the test of the second bottle. UPS doesn't get notified about the 2nd test beforehand. If 2nd bottle is dirty, you failed and then UPS gets notified. You then get notified by UPS that you failed the 2nd test, the lab doesn't call you about whether or not your 2nd test failed or passed. But in your case if you got the phone call, you can already know your second sample is going to fail also..
So while there is a 2nd test, it's not the one you were hoping for.
You got some good advice particularly about hydration. The test threshold is expressed in whatever parts per million. Making your urine more water by virtue of drinking copious amounts of water will dilute the thc in the sample of urine and thus help bring your sample under the threshold.
That's all I can offer.
Edit: lay off anything with poppy seeds, alone they would not cause you to fail a drug test, but they do contain small amounts of thc and would push your thc content in the wrong direction.
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Foamer Pyle
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If you fail the drug test for feeders, and go back to your part time job, UPS can make you take another drug test, because they know you tested dirty, and they will fire you.
I wouldn't do anything that would jeopardize my employment, if ups tested for beer I'd quit drinking beer.
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Thanks for the replies everyone.
I didnt want to mention "cheating" the test because i didnt want to get caught.
Ive read they dont "observe" you giving the sample. Is this true? If so i may look into cheating.
Im the only part timer ive ever heard of getting a chance to drive feeder. I dont want to blow this chance. 10 years of waiting makes me eager to cheat. I live in a craphole town with barely any job opportunity elsewhere... i.e. i need this badly.
Do they pat you down before the test? Or just empty the pockets...
Do the detox "drinks" work? Do you guys know anyone thats tried them...
Just to clarify im not a stoner. I smoke once or twice a week. A puff does the job and i stop at that.
I didnt want to mention "cheating" the test because i didnt want to get caught.
Ive read they dont "observe" you giving the sample. Is this true? If so i may look into cheating.
Im the only part timer ive ever heard of getting a chance to drive feeder. I dont want to blow this chance. 10 years of waiting makes me eager to cheat. I live in a craphole town with barely any job opportunity elsewhere... i.e. i need this badly.
Do they pat you down before the test? Or just empty the pockets...
Do the detox "drinks" work? Do you guys know anyone thats tried them...
Just to clarify im not a stoner. I smoke once or twice a week. A puff does the job and i stop at that.
MAKAVELI
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Like others have said if you are not a stoner, a week should be fine. Stop now and flush your system and you should be good. You can also get the home tests from any drug store to be sure your test will be negative.
I quit for good.
Honestly, I kept the habit up mostly because i have a prior history with alcohol. Smoking really helped me quit drinking. Sometimes you need a nightcap.
I found a detox drink on amazon that has stellar success. If anyone else is in need, wink wink, its called Fast THC detox.
I appreciate the help.
I wont waste this opportunity. My family really needs it.
Honestly, I kept the habit up mostly because i have a prior history with alcohol. Smoking really helped me quit drinking. Sometimes you need a nightcap.
I found a detox drink on amazon that has stellar success. If anyone else is in need, wink wink, its called Fast THC detox.
I appreciate the help.
I wont waste this opportunity. My family really needs it.
Stay clean..if that stuff is found in your system... forget it
Ive been busy with my own startup company. Im an ebay seller and pick estate sales. Its not fancy but does the job.
Fulltime package car wreacked havoc on my back. I disqualified myself just a few day in.
When that fell thru, i lost interest in anything relating to UPS.
Nice to see you posting again.
My Local sucks bigtime. They are probably jerking the boss off right now.
I hope its not too vulgar to say that
Thank you!
MAKAVELI
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That's all the motivation you need.
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