"On Topic" When no one is looking do you try to do the right thing at all times?

[Integrity]

I do how about you?

I

 

[Coldworld]

Where you been hiding toots???

 

[Integrity]

Where you been hiding toots???

Family has needed most of my time, teens. Getting older now, they need to learn to fly.

 

[Turdferguson]

I assume I being watched at all times , so I try to.

 

[dookie stain]

I assume every house and business has a camera on me...sometimes I'll lock myself in the back of my package car and scream obscenities and punch my lunch pail

 

[Wally]

Family has needed most of my time, teens. Getting older now, they need to learn to fly.

Wow, they are in flight school?

 

[Brownslave688]

If a tree falls in the woods.....

 

[jaker]

He's not talking about package because he has no clue about it

He's asking to find out a new slogan to pitch at his
Annual meeting

 

[trickpony1]

He can pitch this:

"if it ain't air, we don't care".

T

 

[Jackburton]

So you're basically asking if anyone has character. If the buck stops with me, yes. Much like finding a wallet in the middle of the road type questions, it's built on character.

You also need to clarify the "right thing". What I deem the "right thing" by the customer, UPS says otherwise.

 

[cosmo1]

If a tree falls in the woods.....

Only if they are listening. I'm certainly not.

 

[LeadBelly]

 

[LeadBelly]

If I buy a two pack of Reese's and one falls on the ground, I pick it up and eat it. As long as nobody is looking.

 

[LeadBelly]

I also fart and blame my kids, dogs l, and I'm not above letting anyone else take the fall.

 

[Wally]

He's not talking about package because he has no clue about it

He's asking to find out a new slogan to pitch at his
Annual meeting

New slogan? May I suggest, "Saturday ground is the answer"!

 

[Operational needs]

Yes.

 

[Wally]

"Move over ORION, Saturday Ground's Downtown!

 

[ibleedbrown]

would love to see management answer this question

 

[Poop Head]

If eating boogers is wrong, I don't wanna be right

 

[trickpony1]

I like to fart in the grocery store and then walk away real fast so everyone thinks my wife did it.

The right thing? No.
Is it funny? Hilarious!