Women attire

[Operational needs]

More hippie liberal hipster Oregon bullsh it.

I’m just surprised there enough meat eaters in Oregon to support a gourmet burger restaurant. Lol.

 

[Wally]

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Shoes are not important. Wear this uniform and nobody will look at your feet.

I have never, never, seen one of our gals that even remotely looked half as good as this? You know what? I really thing she doesn't work for UPS at all?

 

[Indecisi0n]

This is what we normally get at UPS :

The problem is at work the bar is set so low that some guy would even start to find that attractive.

 

[Newby here]

Literally, sweat pants, t-shirt with a long sleeve shirt and coat over it. Work boots. Not too tight, but not loose either you will be near machinery. Also it would be smart to wear your hair up, no necklaces bracelets or rings. PLEASE remember to shower (there are preloaders where I am who smell horrid). Also feel free to listen to music. Only with one earbud in as you need to be able to hear any alarms or announcements in case of emergencies. I'm a female preloader and this is what I do.

Thanks for the tips!!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I have never, never, seen one of our gals that even remotely looked half as good as this? You know what? I really thing she doesn't work for UPS at all?

What you call “good” some may call “slutty”.

 

[Wally]

What you call “good” some may call “slutty”.

Her face looks as you call slutty?

 

[Operational needs]

This is what we normally get at UPS :

The problem is at work the bar is set so low that some guy would even start to find that attractive.

Yeah, but I bet she can kick your butt! Lol.

 

[Wally]

Yeah, but I bet she can kick your butt! Lol.

With those huge cankles!

 

[sailfish]

The problem is at work the bar is set so low that some guy would even start to find that attractive.

I thought @arice11 was the only one who looked for women at UPS.

 

[What The Hawk?]

This is what we normally get at UPS :

The problem is at work the bar is set so low that some guy would even start to find that attractive.

She may be unattractive but I'd probably still be her bitch in prison.

 

[rod]

This is what we normally get at UPS :

The problem is at work the bar is set so low that some guy would even start to find that attractive.

 

[J92]

Forgot to say, leave your favorite clothing home & wear stuff you don't mind getting dirty and/or ruined. I have ruined several T-shirts between package dirt & extreme pilling of the material. Layers are good because you can remove the excess as you get hot.

I agree. Wear dirty clothes and expect to get dirty.

 

[Big Package]

Yeah, but I bet she can kick your butt! Lol.

Give her a nice protein shake after..

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Your wife isn’t with you right now, is she? lol.

Make me a sammich!

 

[Operational needs]

Make me a sammich!

What kind would you like, Dear?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

BTW, it's not a warehouse. UPS is not in the business of storing stuff.

 

[Union Power]

I have never, never, seen one of our gals that even remotely looked half as good as this? You know what? I really thing she doesn't work for UPS at all?

You've never been to the Louisville KY. Air hub.

 

[burrheadd]

You've never been to the Louisville KY. Air hub.

Bad thing is they are all cousins

 

[AsweetGirl]

She may be unattractive but I'd probably still be her bitch in prison.

You and I both.
We’d call her big momma and do favors for her but in return she’d protect us from the ghetto girls.

 

[burrheadd]

You and I both.
We’d call her big momma and do favors for her but in return she’d protect us from the ghetto girls.

What kind of favors we talking about?