Have you blown your horn today?

UPS Horn Genie

Toot toot! Have you blown your horn today?
Greetings! I am new here.

My name is UPS Horn Genie and I grant wishes. You may rub my bottle or blow your horn on route and I will appear and proceed to grant you wishes. The number of wishes is not specified and may be a fraction of a wish. While supplies last. Limited time offer.

Be careful what you wish for!

And remember: blow your horn daily!

Toot toot!
 

UPS Horn Genie

Toot toot! Have you blown your horn today?
We are attracting the crazies lately, aren't we.....


Toot toot
Most of my bottled friends and family are quite sane!

I do have a crazy brother-in-law, however. He believes rubbing his own bottle from the inside will make himself appear. It doesn't work that way! I should call him sometime.

Toot toot!
 

UPS Horn Genie

Toot toot! Have you blown your horn today?
And we shouldn't let new members post a thread until they have 500 posts. Have fun with this crapola
In time you will grow to love me. Now rub! Blow the horn if you're still out at this hour! Some of your colleagues are!

Toot toot!
 
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