Have you blown your horn today?

UPS Horn Genie

Have you blown your horn today?
Greetings! I am new here.

My name is UPS Horn Genie and I grant wishes. You may rub my bottle or blow your horn on route and I will appear and proceed to grant you wishes. The number of wishes is not specified and may be a fraction of a wish. While supplies last. Limited time offer.

Be careful what you wish for!

And remember: blow your horn daily!

Toot toot!
 

BakerMayfield2018

Fight the power.
I didn't feel a rub or hear the toot! of a horn.

Toot toot!
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UPS Horn Genie

Have you blown your horn today?
We are attracting the crazies lately, aren't we.....


Toot toot

Most of my bottled friends and family are quite sane!

I do have a crazy brother-in-law, however. He believes rubbing his own bottle from the inside will make himself appear. It doesn't work that way! I should call him sometime.

Toot toot!
 
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