Petition to make Driver Helper a regular position.

[bbsam]

I'm not too young!!!!! roll damn tide

Yeah. And what woman isn't seduced by a dookie stain?

 

[trickpony1]

I like the tattoo on the OP's massive bicep.
I bet he does lift...

 

[Brownslave688]

Lol. Nah. He's WAY too young.

19.......he might even have a couple of pubes now that he started eating meat.

 

[Analbumcover]

Then the op would be bitching in 30 years when he still doesn't have a driving position. Because if someone else is humping all of the packages I might just deliver til I die.

I'm planning on dying behind the wheel anyway.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You don't gain much off peak with helpers. Stop density just isn't there.

 

[over9five]

Can you imagine how bad it would suck digging for packages all day in the summer heat? When I delivered in the summer I enjoyed walking so I could cool off a bit after digging for packages.

Think of smelling your helpers BO all summer long too....

 

[dookie stain]

Yeah. And what woman isn't seduced by a dookie stain?

That's why I only get undressed in the dark...plus then they can't see how small I am below the belt

 

[Brownslave688]

That's why I only get undressed in the dark...plus then they can't see how small I am below the belt

They figure it out when it's the equivalent of a wet noodle being thrown in the ocean.

 

[MC4YOU2]

Helpers are always pt'ers it's so much cheaper. Neither the Union or UPS wants FT helpers and I don't imagine they ever will.

 

[Oak]

Helpers are always pt'ers it's so much cheaper. Neither the Union or UPS wants FT helpers and I don't imagine they ever will.

Neither do other part timers that want a full time gig.

 

[clean hairy]

19.......he might even have a couple of pubes now that he started eating meat.

And how long till he has enough facial hair to start shaving?

 

[cosmo1]

You think so, you'd be surprised how many helpers I've had tap out. I grew up a farm boy, when we go to work we work. Kids nowadays walk 20' and say they're tired.

My very best helpers were farm boys.

 

[over9five]

My very best helpers (and preloaders) were girls.

 

[cosmo1]

My very best helpers (and preloaders) were girls.

Them, too.

 

[Operational needs]

My very best helpers (and preloaders) were girls.

Because girls rule!!

 

[bbsam]

I found the OP a prom date.

 

[bottomups]

You don't gain much off peak with helpers. Stop density just isn't there.

I had 5 stops on one road today.






All about 3 miles apart.

That gets me a helper during peak.

 

[35years]

My helper last year was 19...150 lbs soaking wet.
Wimpy... Would not jump off as soon as we stopped because it was too cold to wait 1 second to get the box. Stood in the cab and then opened the door after I got him the pkg. He was posting Snapchats all day..."look at me the UPS driver".

His favorite thing to say "You guys work way too hard".

Lasted 1/2 day. I dropped him off early.

 

[Richard Cranium]

My helper last year was 19...150 lbs soaking wet.
Wimpy... Would not jump off as soon as we stopped because it was too cold to wait 1 second to get the box. Stood in the cab and then opened the door after I got him the pkg. He was posting Snapchats all day..."look at me the UPS driver".

His favorite thing to say "You guys work way too hard".

Lasted 1/2 day. I dropped him off early.

Are you sure his nickname wasn't hehe xd?

 

[Rick Ross]

I've been listening to a lot of WW2 audiobooks lately. Can you imagine if the current youth had been called to serve in something like that? We would all be speaking German or Japanese right now.