Suspended For Making "Divisive Comments"

[Meat]

So, I was sent home today for making comments about the rumored indictments being brought against Trump's campaign managers (presumably) during stretch-and-flex.

My exact comment was "I see the universe is about to throw out those un-American pieces of trash."

After the sort, the senior (not sure why she was even there on a Saturday) came up to me and asked why I made such comments. I replied that I'm always right about everything, and I predicted months ago that the indictments would happen - many employees think the collusion theories are "fake news." Well, guess what hoople-heads -the "fake news" defense doesn't work when the feds are breathing down your neck.

She said my comments were divisive and sent me home (it was hinted that I may be terminated).

If I'm terminated, what are the odds that I will successfully GFT the decision?

Some background: The senior is a lesbian, and her girlfriend has openly remarked in the past of how good looking I am during company events (bowling, picnics etc). The senior has not taken this well (other employees can substantiate this claim).

What do you think? Would they dare fire me? I would hate to lose out on the benefits package that Fedex offers - I think it's pretty great working for the company.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

I find it hard to believe you would get fired for that. Make sure you write everything down now, just in case... what was said, witnesses, etc.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I find it hard to believe you would get fired for that. Make sure you write everything down now, just in case... what was said, witnesses, etc.

He is making it all up.

 

[Operational needs]

He is making it all up.

Probably.

 

[Route 66]

He is making it all up.

I agree - there’s no possible way Trump’s campaign managers would’ve been indicted during stretch ‘n flex.

 

[Meat]

I find it hard to believe you would get fired for that. Make sure you write everything down now, just in case... what was said, witnesses, etc.

Most of the witnesses are pro Trump, and a lot of them don’t like me to begin with. I’m pretty nervous.

 

[Meat]

He is making it all up.

If only that were true. This economy is no place to be if you’re looking for a good job.

 

[outtatime]

Gonna need pics of how "good looking you are".

 

[vantexan]

Gonna need pics of how "good looking you are".

He's straightening them out!

 

[Meat]

Gonna need pics of how "good looking you are".

I don’t think that’s a good idea. I highly doubt this website would be able to support that volume of traffic - literally tens of millions of women would be coming to the site.

 

[Meat]

He's straightening them out!

I doubt you’ll be so flippant when you catch your wife with her eyes glued to her iPad.

 

[Route 66]

I don’t think that’s a good idea. I highly doubt this website would be able to support that volume of traffic - literally tens of millions of women would be coming to the site.

spelled cumming wrong.

 

[vantexan]

I doubt you’ll be so flippant when you catch your wife with her eyes glued to her iPad.

Well I hope not, that would be painful for her, could tear a retina.

 

[Meat]

Well I hope not, that would be painful for her, could tear a retina.

Is everything okay at home, Van? You don’t seem to be bringing your normal C-game with your retorts.

 

[vantexan]

Is everything okay at home, Van? You don’t seem to be bringing your normal C-game with your retorts.

I'm bored with trolls.

 

[Meat]

I'm bored with trolls.

At least you’ve maintained your interest in chain restaurants - hmmm food additives.

 

[vantexan]

At least you’ve maintained your interest in chain restaurants - hmmm food additives.

Ooo, you got me there.

 

[oldngray]

Ooo, you got me there.

Preservatives prolong life.

 

[Meat]

Preservatives prolong life.

Considering Van’s health issues, chain food is the absolute WORST possible dietary choice he could be making. My wife’s a dietician, and I offered my advice to help him before, but he doesn’t seem to listen.