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And it was all a coincidence that your posting frequency took a dive when Oldfart's increased, and it was all a coincidence that you crank it up when he leaves, and it was a coincidence that he explained his situation with a silly dramatic story like the ones you tell, and it was all a coincidence that he was the ultimate pro-FedEx poster who dogged anyone who was critical of the company and you are the ultimate anti-FedEx poster who dogs anyone who ISN'T critical of the company, and... why are there so many coincidences between you two?
Damn that really made me laugh out loud. I even read it a couple of times for a good laugh. Thanks!