This company officially sucks

Discussion in 'UPS Partners' started by Ralphie31, Feb 4, 2020.

  1. Ralphie31

    Ralphie31 New Member

    Why do we come to work every day and bust our butts to get slapped in the face with a 40% MIP.? It’s like the Jelly of the month. I hope a bunch of the corporate a holes get Karma and get demoted or something. Your now getting anything more out of other than just 40% effort. Let’s just give the union more money and kick dirt in the managements faces
     
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  2. Sounds good to me
     
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  3. Oak

    Oak Active Member

    Okay, so I give. What's MIP?
     
  4. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    What’s mip? Must be something I don’t care about.
     
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  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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    You still get a paycheck don't you?
    So basically you are crying because you're not getting extra money.
     
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  6. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Apparently making horrible business decisions requires extra compensation.
     
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  7. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    You’re*
     
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  8. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Have you considered ending your jelly of the month club membership to save money?
     
  9. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    MIP is managements bonus. I believe last year was over 100%. Looks like this year they realized they don't actually do much when it comes to making the company look good. :)
     
  10. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    Fantastic strategy of lowering management pay from something that is already entirely arbitrary and unrelated to performance. You might as well ask a fortune teller machine what your next paycheck will look like.
     
  11. Saca La

    Saca La What is it?

    What does MIP stand for ?
     
  12. Sudz

    Sudz Active Member

    We're too top heavy anyway.
     
  13. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    Minor In Possession
     
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  14. MaceFremonti

    MaceFremonti Active Member

    Management Incentive Program
     
  15. elo

    elo Trying to figure out where they hid the body.

    Now they’ve removed the 2019 line from the page....
     
  16. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    The Union thanks you for your contributions to our health and welfare and pension.
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  17. Ralphie31

    Ralphie31 New Member

    Hopefully it was a typo.
     
  18. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Should have read 30%
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Bitcoin
     
  20. Ralphie31

    Ralphie31 New Member

    Probably needed the extra 70% to pay you useless teamsters who make 100,000 to drive a truck and know on a door, cause you’ll cry and threaten strike if you don’t get what you want. Bunch of overpaid ungrateful $&?&. Get real jobs
     
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